So…. I had plans to go to Disney with a friend. I get here and she tells me that her dad decided she can’t go. Which leaves me here alone with no ride home. So I ask my dad to pick me up and he CAN but he’s choosing not to which means me taking the bus home. I’m dangerously close to crying.
"Moderately, with a cheesy groove"
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
look at this dog baby
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!